I always carry a little crazy with me, you never know when you need it.
- I think I’m the only person happy at work on Monday. That is why the Manic Monday song for me has another meaning, ahahahahaha.
- Speaking about songs, I am still a HUGE Depeche Mode fan and I do love the electronic and minimal music, but there is nothing excluded that someday to see me listening to something like that or like that . (take care!! It has explicit lyrics) ahahahahahaha…
-What do you mean you’re tired—I had only 3 orgasms!
-I know the names of at least 20 antidepressants and 10 mood stabilizers.
-Last night I understood the secrets to the universe and this morning I am contemplating whether the jam goes on top of the butter or under it. (btw, I am sitting on this chair or the chair is sitting under me??)
-I’m 50 shades of bipolar and have no ‘safe word’. You have been warned.
-I’m pretty sure they call it PMS because that’s way easier to say than estrogen produced, manic depressive bipolar disorder prone to psychopathic rage.
-I have 2 moods: sleep it is for the weak and sleeping for a week.
–I have a lots of great personality traits. My doctor call them symptoms.
-If you cant handle me at my worst, then I completely understand. Because I cant either.
-It is rude to interrupt my anxiety attack with your stupid positive thoughts.
-The chains on my mood swing just snapped. RUN!!
–Telling me to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat.
-Sometimes I want to delete my post because I am not anymore the person I was 5 minutes ago.
-Why cant people appreciate how much work I put into NOT becoming a serial killer???
–Shine on you bat-shit crazy diamond!!! :)))))
-Pfffff, another day of outward smiles and inner screams.
– Just been told by the doctor that I am a large arctic bear with a sexual attraction to males and females. Thank fuck for that, I thought she was going to say I was a manic-depressive.
– If you are happy and you know it, than you are on the wrong fucking train!!
– I know how it is to be afraid of your own mind.
- If it is not black, it is white and there is no chance to be grey or other colour.
– Atelphobia: the fear of not being good enough.
– If you dont like my current mood, dont worry, wait a few minutes , it will change.
– I have moments when I seem stable, but then so does the nitroglycerin.
– You cant fix crazy, all you can do is document it.
- Oh but darling.. we’re all insane
- My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems
- The nicest antisocial thing on the planet are the headphones and they are not illegal yet.
- Is being stupid a profession or are some people just gifted?
- My silence doesn’t mean I agree with you.. it’s just that the level of your ignorance has rendered me speechles.
- I dont remember what I wanted to say….
– Yes, I am crying, No, I DONT KNOW WHY!
- Wait, no!! It is a beautiful day, I think I will skip my meds and stir things up a lil bit.
TO BE CONTINUED… …